Quotes of the Month

• "I have never in my life learned anything from any man who agreed with me." - Dudley Field Malone
• "The difference between a boss and a leader: a boss says, 'Go!'; a leader says, 'Let's go!'" - E.M. Kelly
• "There are no shortcuts to any place worth going." - Anonymous
• "If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done." – Anonymous
• "First-rate people hire first-rate people; second-rate people hire third-rate people." - Leo Rosten
• "There are two rules to success in life: 1. Don't tell people everything you know." – Unknown
• "You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her." – Anonymous
• "Men always want to be a woman's first love -- women like to be a man's last romance." - Oscar Wilde
• "Relationships should come with those little black boxes that airplanes have. That way, when they crash and burn, we'd actually get some answers." - Corrina Bunch
• "Too many people are looking for the right person, instead of being the right person." – Unknown
• "Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power." – Unknown
• "You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you." - Eric Hoffer
• "No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." - Eleanor Roosevelt
• "Beware the fury of a patient man." - John Dryden
• "He who angers you conquers you." - Elizabeth Kenny
• "He who cannot agree with his enemies is controlled by them." - Chinese proverb
• "A particularly beautiful woman is a source of terror. As a rule, a beautiful woman is a terrible disappointment." - Carl Gustav Jung
• "Since the dawn of time, men have waged wars over women; even inside them." - Vanessa Burton
• "Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful." – Unknown
• "There are more important things in life than money -- but they won't go out with you if you're broke." – Unknown
• "Blessed is the person who is too busy to worry in the daytime and too sleepy to worry at night." – Anonymous
• "Be careful of your thoughts, they may become words at any moment." - Ira Gassen
• "Whatever happens to you, it will have previously happened to everyone you know, only more so." – Unknown
• "Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be." - Abraham Lincoln
• "Isn't it surprising how many things, if not said immediately, seem not worth saying 10 minutes from now?" - Arnot L. Sheppard, Jr.
• "Some people wish to get what they deserve, while others fear the same." – Unknown
• "Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent." – Unknown
• "I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months -- I don't like to interrupt her." – Anonymous
• "There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner." - P.J. O'Rourke
• "Doing a bunch of different women is easy; doing the same woman for 24 years, now that's dedication." - Jay Leno
• "I wonder why prostitution is illegal. Why should it be illegal to sell something that's perfectly legal to give away?" - George Carlin